The Native American National Council will offer amnesty to the estimated 240 million illegal white immigrants living in the United States.

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No Horn on His Head

At a gathering on Fri in Taos, New Mexico, Native American leaders weighed some of proposals concerning the longer term solution of the United State’s massive, unlawful European population.  Once a protracted discussion, NANC determined to increase a road to citizenship for those not having criminal records or contagious diseases.

“We will give Europeans the option to apply for Native Citizenship,” explained Chief Sauti of the Nez Perce tribe. “To obtain legal status, each applicant must write a heartfelt apology for their ancestors’ crimes, pay an application fee of $5,000, and, if currently on any ancestral Native land, they must relinquish that land to NANC or pay the market price, which we decide.”

Nez Perce warrior on horse
Nez Perce warrior on horse

“Any illegal European who has a criminal record of any sort, minus traffic and parking tickets, will be deported back to their native land. Anybody with contagious diseases like HIV, smallpox, herpes, etc, will not qualify and will also be deported.”

Despite this seemingly good news from the council’s decision not every one is on side/, A Native American group called True Americans lambasted the move, claiming amnesty will only serve to reward lawbreakers.


“They all need to be deported back to Europe,” John Dakota from True Americans said. “They came here illegally and took a giant crap on our land. They brought disease and alcoholism, stole everything we have because they were too lazy to improve and develop their own countries.”

Nez Perce people

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For other uses, see Nez Perce.
Nez Perce
Total population
Regions with significant populations
United States (Idaho)
English, Nez Perce
Seven Drum (Walasat), Christianity, other
Related ethnic groups
other Sahaptin peoples

The Nez Perce /ˌnɛzˈpɜrs/ (autonym: Niimíipu) are an American Indian tribe who live in the Pacific Northwest region (Columbia River Plateau) of the United States. An anthropological interpretation says they descended from the Old Cordilleran Culture, which moved south from the Rocky Mountains and west into lands where the tribe coalesced.[2] The federally recognized Nez Perce Nation currently governs and lives within its reservation in Idaho.[3] Their name for themselves is Nimíipuu (pronounced [nimiːpuː]), meaning, “The People,” in their language, part of the Sahaptin family.[4]

They speak the Nez Perce language or Niimiipuutímt, a Sahaptian language related to the several dialects of Sahaptin. The Sahaptian sub-family is one of the branches of the Plateau Penutian family (which in turn may be related to a largerPenutian grouping).
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